Business Humor Entry

Posted on October 3rd, 2008 in General

OK, Guys, I think it’s time for some comic relief.  I really hope you enjoy these as much as I did.    I have no idea where this came from . . . but feel free to send it somewhere else.

Investment tips for 2008: With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of AIG, Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.

Not to mention later developments . . .

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations later this year:

1.  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co.  Will merge and become:
 Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
 Ritz Crackers join forces and become:
 Poly, Warner Cracker.


2.   Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and
3.  3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4.   Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5.   FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
 FedUP.
6.   Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
 Fairwell Honeychild.
7.   Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
 PouponPants.
8.   Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
 Knott NOW! And finally…
9.   Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

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